The ‘ ole Gizmodo closet is chock full of junk and we are dumping it on to you . This week we were giving away this guardian angel to protect yourself and your computer from mayhem that may materialise . Because of all of you damn cheaters and our subscript ballot system , we have been forced to select three winners at random . Congrats to Daniel S. , Andy W. , and Max H. Stayed tune up for more “ Clean Out Our Closet ” contests to descend .
Check out some of the entries , after the start .
cleanse Out Our Closet Contest # 1 : Free Gargoyle Things[Gizmodo ]
https://gizmodo.com/cleaning-out-our-closet-contest-1-free-gargoyle-thing-167015
Nice poem , Parelle .
Oh protector , that which sits on my desk
whisper be this plea ,
As my hard drive rattle , my DVDs fail ,
on this laptop as it has on others .
Give us this day five more moment ,
As we backup our information
and curse those who did not back it up for us .
Led us not to Apple ,
but deliver us from Microsoft .
For thine is the Ctrl , the Alt , and the Delete ,
the three fingered salutation ,
END
– Parelle
Short and cherubic . Thanks J.C.
I had just drop a site entire database without a backup , then
phone them to severalize them only to find they had gone out of patronage
the day before .
Phew .
Thank for this entrance story , Kim . You get frantic props because KITT makes an coming into court .
Once upon a clip , in the darkest forest of Kamouraska , were walking a young boy and he ’s girlfriend with their IPod , cell phone and pocket pc , as every youthful person nowadays . Walking hand in hands , having an felicitous time together , feel totally safe with all their gimmick protecting and entertaining them . Anyway , what could pass with a cell which has an integrated GPS system of rules connected to his sack microcomputer wirelessly ? ? No need to worry about where they were precisely .
SUDDENTLY , she thought : “ What if we were lost ? ” She take her cellphone and ( SCREAMING VOICE WITH ECHO ): it was dead . Nothing would come out of it , no sound , no light . She deal he ’s , bushed too . Pocket pc ? DEAD . Even their vigil were beat , so he could n’t call KITT . They were totally lost . “ See that light over there ? ! ” He ask her , “ Let ’s seek to reach it . maybe there is someone there that could help us … ”
The light come out of this thing , which they were actually ineffectual to report , was illuminating the whole place . “ Look ! It ’s an holy man ! ! ” – “ reckon , my watch is make for again ! ” – “ And so is my laurel wreath ! ! ” It was an EnergyStar Angel which could exchange any source of ability , with grasp extend features compatible with every internet types , let in gsm and all those kinds of stuffs . have such concentrated mogul in such a pocket-sized angel was sure draining any electro / magnetic equipment in a few Swedish mile reach , but too far to get the area of impression . At this very instant , KITT jumped right trough the forest , do from nowhere , to deliver the young padawan . The light slowly stopped to shine as KITT slashed it ’s oral sex while power - sliding at 260 km/h trough the trees .
As you probably have sex , I am the young man of the story and I really need that holy person to replace the one KITT circumstantially “ killed ” . I ’m pretty certain that a Gizmodo - bless Angel will have the same features and no one will mark what we did last summertime .
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