When planning an island underclothing scavenger hunting , make certain the island is n’t haunt by an ancient force of vengeance trap inside a piñata . If not , enjoy the game ! If so , this picture happens .
2002 ’s Piñata : Survival Island gathers a radical of sorority and sodality kids together for a magpie hunt and Cinco de Mayo solemnization . Luckily , death awaits .
One of the squad awaken a soul - eat piñata that bask murdering hoi polloi on the island . An opening sequence reveals the piñata was created as an atonement vessel that would finish the drought and pestilence ravaging a village . After the village piñata - smith crafted his clay masterpiece , the village priest-doctor lend a cop ’s mettle , a sacred stone , and some official markings . Everything will be okay as long as the piñata remains undisturbed . If it is disturbed , the island flex into MurderVille , Population : an malefic piñata and a clustering of corpses .
The aforesaid sorority and brotherhood small fry arrive on the island with nary a care . However , Kyle ( Nicholas Brendon ) mopes around like a vampire with a soul because his x - girlfriend Tina ( Jamie Pressly ) is also competing in the scavenger hunt . Of naturally , when it come time to pair the scavenger huntsman , Tina and Kyle are manacle together . During the Richard Morris Hunt , Kyle and Tina have longsighted conversations about their break - up while the other team show their exemplary carom fresh fish position .
The evil piñata starts picking off competitors whenever they do something unseemly . A fraternity penis who brought some marijuana to the island is killed . A team chouse during the scavenger hunt is also fast to leave this deathly whorl . So far , Xander and Tina – erm , I mean Kyle and Tina – are too boring to go .
While the predatory piñata makes its way through the coeds , Tina and Kyle continue to process their issues . It turns out Kyle broke up with Tina because she kissed someone else . By the time we reach this disgraceful revelation , we are really hoping for mega piñata dying .
The movie features an all - star cast of actors you remember from something else but can not quite put your finger’s breadth on what that something else was . William Harvey from Sabrina , the Teenage Witch ( Nate Richert ) meets an awful demise .
Good horror succeeds when it relate with the base fear of humanity . For exemplar , the above aspect combines two instinctual fear . One character can not escape witnessing a horrific deed of ferocity while powerless to stop it – it ’s the basic human concern of impuissance . Then there ’s the guy whose gentials are torn off by an vicious piñata – which chew over humanity ’s basic fearfulness of having one ’s genitals shoot down off by an malevolent piñata .
Piñata : Survival Island will also give Xander Harris fans a thrill . Nicholas Brendon finally induce to play a typical Heron . He punches ! He kicks ! He answers history questions for bonus underpants ! Kyle is the only character who can hold the strong point of the piñata . But in the oddment , Tina saves the day .
By the direction , nobody gets any candy when the piñata is smashed . What a ripoff .
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