Ross Putman is a film producer with a few credits under his whack , andnow he ’s started a Twitter feed where he just tweets the initial description of female principal charactersin the movie scripts he ’s recital . It ’s endlessly fascinating , and kind of drivel .
According to Putman ’s Twitter bio , “ These are intros for distaff leads in actual scripts I read . ” The only modification he makes is that he deepen all the name to Jane . consume one at a time , these descriptions are kind of funny , like descriptions from quondam 1940s pulp novels .
But when you scan 20 of these in a row , it starts to feel kind of creepy and weird . Especially when you take in the part about “ female jumper lead . ” In other word , these are the principal fictional character ( or distaff main characters , at least ) in movie that multitude are examine to get made , and the author of that flick only thinks of these character in terms like “ leggy ” or “ aphrodisiac . ” Urk .
Here are a few of the most notable :
JANE , 28 , athletic but sexy . A natural beauty . Most days she wear out dungaree , and she makes them bet good .
— Ross Putman ( @femscriptintros)February 10 , 2016
The woman with strawberry blonde hair . Her eyes are umber brown . Her ruby crimson sassing break down into a smiling . This is JANE ( 23 ) .
JANE pours her gorgeous figure into a tight apparel , slips into her stiletto - heeled fuck - me shoes , and checks herself in the dresser mirror .
His married woman JANE is making dinner and watch CNN on a small boob tube . She was model passably once , but populate an actual life sentence has claim its toll .
All heads turn to find JANE ( 28 ) in the room access : stunning and trying her best to hide it .
A gorgeous woman , JANE , 23 , is a slight tipsy , dance raw on her bighearted bed , as adorable as she is aphrodisiac . * BONUS PTS FOR BEING THE 1ST LINE
JANE stands next to it ( 30 ’s ) cut back in a paramedic ’s consistent – blonde , fit , smokin ' hot .
[ ThanksSaladin Ahmed , from whom I also steal the top image ]
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