01of 10Vince Flores/AFF-USA; Luiz Martinez/Broadimage"She could be the entertainment."–The HillsalumKristin Cavallari, joking about former castmateHeidi Montag’shypothetical roleat her upcoming nuptials, onRyan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM morning show
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Vince Flores/AFF-USA; Luiz Martinez/Broadimage
“She could be the entertainment."–The HillsalumKristin Cavallari, joking about former castmateHeidi Montag’shypothetical roleat her upcoming nuptials, onRyan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM morning show
02of 10Dave Allocca/Startraks"She can be intimidating."– Director and writerTom Hanks, on what it was like to direct fellow Oscar winnerJulia Robertsin their new dramedy,Larry Crowne, toWmagazine
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Dave Allocca/Startraks
“She can be intimidating."– Director and writerTom Hanks, on what it was like to direct fellow Oscar winnerJulia Robertsin their new dramedy,Larry Crowne, toWmagazine
03of 10Gregory Pace/BEImages; Phil McCarten/AP"I can’t replace Charlie Sheen, but I’m going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people!"–Two and a Half Men’s new starAshton Kutcher,in a statementabout his primetime gig"Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer … Oh wait, so am I!!"– FormerMenstarCharlie Sheen, on his reaction to being re-cast, toTMZ
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Gregory Pace/BEImages; Phil McCarten/AP
“I can’t replace Charlie Sheen, but I’m going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people!"–Two and a Half Men’s new starAshton Kutcher,in a statementabout his primetime gig
“Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer … Oh wait, so am I!!"– FormerMenstarCharlie Sheen, on his reaction to being re-cast, toTMZ
04of 10Ramey"I was pregnant and a pirate – a beautiful experience."– New momPenélope Cruz, on what it was like filmingPirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tideswhile expecting, toVogue
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Ramey
“I was pregnant and a pirate – a beautiful experience."– New momPenélope Cruz, on what it was like filmingPirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tideswhile expecting, toVogue
05of 10Angela Weiss/Getty"Please enjoy making fun of me on the World Wide Web."– FormerFriendsstarMatthew Perry, offering a witty quip to confirmhis return to rehabto reinforce his sobriety
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Angela Weiss/Getty
“Please enjoy making fun of me on the World Wide Web."– FormerFriendsstarMatthew Perry, offering a witty quip to confirmhis return to rehabto reinforce his sobriety
06of 10Warner Bros.“It’s always kinda the same thing: Hey, aren’t you the fat guy fromThe Hangover?"–The Hangover Part IIstarZach Galifianakis, on the downside of fame, onConan
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Warner Bros.
“It’s always kinda the same thing: Hey, aren’t you the fat guy fromThe Hangover?"–The Hangover Part IIstarZach Galifianakis, on the downside of fame, onConan
07of 10Chris Polk/FilmMagic; Swarbrick/INF"Well, they start out nice!"– Country sweetheartTaylor Swift, on herexes, toInStyle
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Chris Polk/FilmMagic; Swarbrick/INF
“Well, they start out nice!"– Country sweetheartTaylor Swift, on herexes, toInStyle
08of 10Action Press/Startraks"It would be f—ing awful if my third album was about being happily settled down…and all the critics were, like, ‘Yeah, it’s f—ing s—. Can you be miserable, please?'"– British soul singerAdele, fearing that happiness could ruin her career, toOutmagazine
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Action Press/Startraks
“It would be f—ing awful if my third album was about being happily settled down…and all the critics were, like, ‘Yeah, it’s f—ing s—. Can you be miserable, please?'"– British soul singerAdele, fearing that happiness could ruin her career, toOutmagazine
09of 10"Oh, my God, girls are so pretty and soft. No stubble burn! What am I doing with guys?"–Our Idiot BrotherstarRashida Jones, on her first on- and off-screen same-sex smooch with co-starZooey Deschanel, toThe Advocate
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“Oh, my God, girls are so pretty and soft. No stubble burn! What am I doing with guys?"–Our Idiot BrotherstarRashida Jones, on her first on- and off-screen same-sex smooch with co-starZooey Deschanel, toThe Advocate
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“It’s hard to think I have to live up to that, because I’m not her, unless Grace Kelly drank beer."– Blonde beautyJanuary Jones, on the inevitable comparisons to the screen icon, toAllure
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source: people.com
